One day Ah Lian Mother Passed away, She cried and cried adn cried, watever. Then they had a funeral. There Ah Lian saw an Cute, Hemsem Typical Ah Beng in the funeral.  She had crush on HIM!!!!, but she shy shy to tell him.

1 Week Later, Ah Lian Killed her Sister...

#Now answer why did Ah Lian kill her sister? Ur answer will determine ur personality. Please refer the comment section for answer.

IK: "Mom, my lucky number is 444 this year, i have been seeing that numbers a lot lately. Maybe it is a sign"

Mom: "No son..., ur lucky number is actually 33 since birth"

IK: "huh? why? how did ya get that?"

Mom: "U r born in 26/04/1983" <Please refer below>

Take your birth year out and do an addition
1+9+8+3 = 21, 2+1= 3
Take ur bith date out and do an addition
4+2+6 = 12. 1+2 = 3

IK: O_o

Mom: "See, it is 33, it is ur lucky number"

IK: *Show middle finger* "Mom.... My middle finger always pop up now and then, i think my lucky number is one instead"

Mom: =.="

This is the second time i actually got drunk. It wasnt as bad as first time, i still can walk, drive, talk, link my finger, see the numbers and etc. Juz it feeels weird and dizzy a while.

My first drunk experience was also my first whisky experience. I drank 3 cups of shivas. The first cup was 90% shivas and 10% coke and no ice, second cup was 50% shivas and coke and third cup was the normal 10%/90% version. 5 mins later i was down on the sofa dancing and singing and then slept.

So yesterday was Li Ching birthday, and all my buddies wanted to celebrate it in some pub down in Bangsar, which i dont even remember the place name for now. Well i think i drank 11 cups, and dunk 4 cups shivas. Wooohoooo, it was fun.

They say alcohol can make u forget stressed and things that arent happy. I cant be more than agreed with taht. When i drink, i actually forgotten every stress i have. yoyoyo, now i know why ppl keep ondrinking.

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Now i am in office, and my head is ringing, gosh, i am so sleepy, i hope i can get a sleep now >_<.....

...........

Burp!#

hohoho tiao ti eh

bye

As some of u all know i baked some cookies on friday and saturday. Yes i baked some cookies and i am not farking GAY. juz something to learn. It was my second attempt since 3 years ago.

I made Cocoa Walnut Cookies. It took me 4 hours on friday and saturday to make around 240 cookies, with some help from my frenz wai thim. I packed it up and send to some people already....

Below are some response i got...

Esther : veli veli nice la, am serious one, am so so impressed, can teach me one day?
Jia lin: Nice lah, but veli bitter
Jia lin mom: too much cocoa
boss: yucks, it have burnt taste, dont wan eat liao
Wai thim: Be confident, not bad one lah
Ryan: I am on diet
Team Mate: ok lah
workmate: not bad lah
Parents: Why does it looks like shit? dont wan to test already
Someone: U r so GAY!

I was thinking about making second batch.... but i decided not... so those who havent recieved my cookies, sorry, i have been DISCOURAGE to make any other batch..... so too bad and i am soweee uwahhhhhhh

Gal: "U know the gals think u r veli gentlemen"

IK: "REALLY!!!!"

Gal: "Juz those gals from ABCXYZ"

IK: "Nevermind, it is more than enuf! weeee" *flying high*

#Although it is a short conversation, but i wanna SHOW U ALL MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH, i am a GENTLEMAN!! weeeeeeeeee

I was reading Micheal Ooi blog, and saw his post regarding the recent rape & murder case. He had suggested a few ways to punish people who have commited crime. it inspired me to write about this post.

1) Murder - Dont hang them, all they have is a few moment of pain and they are dead. As suggested by  Micheal Ooi, We should use him/her as living human guinea pig for medical research. Maybe we can inject him with AIDS, cancer, SARS, bird flu or any incurable desease and start desecting him out or test new medicine on him. Who cares, since he would be dead anyway, why not let him/her redeem his SIN, while being punished. It is one stone kill 2 birds. If he didnt manage to survive the test, donate his body to MU medical student. Each year we have like 100+ murder cases (juz a guess), which is more than enuf guinea pigs for medical research.

2) Rape - If he is a Mass raper, or a raper that repeat this mistake again. We should use the same punishment as above. But if it is a first timer for him, everyone deserve a second chances. Whipping and Jail wont do any pain for him. We should put the raper in a room with the victim & his family, of coz the raper have to be locked up. Let the victim and his family do watever they want. But make sure an officer is there to prevent the raper to be killed. Alternatively, we can put him in a cage of Gay Raper, and let him feel the feeling of being rape.

3) Road Bully - If he repeat his mistake 3 times or more, he will not be able to buy a car, renew his driving license for the rest of his life. Less car, Less Traffic, More money to public transport and More Safety on the road ^.^

4) Cut Queue - I DAM TULAN WITH THIS CATEGORY OF PEOPLE. when u take like 5 or 10 mins juz to line up then suddenly someone juz cut ur queue and that is juz so *tut* up. When they cut it, it not even pissed soome driver off, but it also slow down the traffic. Those who are found cutting queue will have their car confiscated for 3 days right at that moment. See who else dare to cut queue anymore.

5) Conmen - Pay back 2 times of watever he conned to the men/women he/she conned.

6) Rasuah - Rasuah have been greatly reduce in Malaysia now, i am proud. U have done a good work PM. I am not sure how to due with this people.

7) Kidnapping - I am not sure also, maybe i will figure out soon

Boss: U have bad memories for people at ur age. I have to keep on reminding ur stuff again and again. Normally for others i wouldnt even bother.

IK: >_<, i know i know, even yesterday after i called my fren, i totally forgot wat i said 1 hours later. so i called her again to clarified wat i said.

Boss: I think i know wat is the causes, i think u lacked of vege

IK: Rubbish, Vege kills. anyway it is my concentration. I lacked of concentration that is why i have poor memories.

Boss: Then try writting down stuff u should do. Go get a PDA

IK: I already got a PDA.... juz that i never remember to bring.

Boss: *Faint*

ouch ouch ouch, all my body is aching now ><, all thanks to the gals, Bulying me in squash court ><

anyway time for 3rd quater. I would say third quater is the most interesting quater so far. Coz i meet lots and lots and lots and lots of fren.

Ups:

I was asssigned to a new team in ACS. I was so so so lucky to get into this team. Initially i wasnt suppose to be here, cause somebody left ACS, which causes ACS to lack of staff at that time. So me and another trainee is assigned to replace that guy. Kewl huh, we got a super dam expensive training straight after i join. wooo hoooo

Then I meet my boss, Nicole Loh, i always thought Nicole name is for guys. I always imagine, Nicole David, Nicole Kidman was a Man. But then when my boss came ><, OMG, He is a SHE. lolz

Another reason that will makes me stay in ACS is becoz of this team. U know wat, even though i am working with them, i dont feel the stress nor feeling i am acutally working. It is like we are a group of frenz hanging out togetehr. Weeeee i like this team.

Then ACS grew, more and more people came in. Some are Chyn, Ong, Vickee, justin, etc etc. i cant name all of them. kekkekek they really bring joy and fun into ACS. It is really really nice to have them as fren.

Then in this quater, i would like to name a few special fren that i meet:

Sandra: or i call her dra~, although i meet her long ago, but i never tok to her or anything untill this year i meet her again in my church. kekekeke she is so fun to hang out with. Her trademark language is aweuieuieuaidasnie. She said that when she is not happy ><.

Jia lin: @@, a weirdo fren of mine. i meet her in church as well, thru tsuen. the reason i said she is a weirdo fren of mine is bcoz, we always have misunderstanding and we neveer have something in common to tok about. But yet we still are frenz and hang out togetehr. her trademark language is "Wooo hoooo hooo hooo", "Kai fan", "Tiao Ti eh" and "dudududu".

Yan wei: A fren, fren and fren of mine, althought didnt get to know her well. but still we are frenz, if ya is reading this blog, do drop me a call when u come back to PJ.

My team mate:
Ma Boss - very old yet hot lady, very funy and outgoing. She is said to be the hottest in ACS. And always wear untill so sexy, so i couldnt work >< !@$%^*(

Kelvin - Or so call dinosour, his mind and thinking is so out of date. Juz like my dad. HAHHAH but as he join us, we can see his improvement. he is slowly adapting to this world.

Chin SOng - A guy that never tok much, but his ability to listen is number 1 in the world. He doesnt need to write note, he juz need to listen, and he can write down wat ever we said afterr we finish toking.

Woei Chet - A guy taht sit beside me, hahaaha he is fun and nice to tok to. maybe his age gap and mine is not much. we always tok about game hohoho

Down:

Tsuen, crystal and justin left >< *uwahhhhh sob sob* miss u all.

My car leak petrol and lucky it is behind. if it is in front, and i am drving the car. u all can come and visit my funeral dy. Thanks proton. *show third finger to proton*