It has been a while since i wish to develop my air engine, but still lack of tools and etc etc. But then i saw this vehicle, WOWWWW a great idea, better then air engine, hybrid engine or watever engine.

I have check their FAQs, reviews, and etc etc, but none of them willing to share their max speed, they only reveal their prices. hrmmmm i would not think this thing would go fast, but maybe it is good when it comes to traffice jam <_<.

This post is aiming some question to gals. Did u all read the sun today? A women done 11 Facial surgeries to improve her looks. Below is her before and after looks.

I do admit she have become darn beautiful after the 11 surgeries done on her face. But i will say one things, i will not accept her as who she is now. You see, all women are beautiful, and the main thing in them to charm most guys (Hint: ME), is how they present themselves to me.

Of coz beautiful give u a kick start to earn our eyes but not our hearts ^.^. And i do admit callling ugly gals like Pigs and so on and so forth. hohoho. But then many gals i know, once i know them better, they are actually very cute and charming, and also i knows some gals with nice body and pretty face but yet i am not attracted to them after a while.

Question to guys, will u accept gals that go thru surgery to make them looks nicer or bigger boobs? (shudup ray, i know wat u thinking HAHHAHAHA) Do u think those pad to make their cup size bigger still attract u after u found out the real size?

My answer is no no no no and NO. So howwwwwww do u gals present urself to guys if u wanna attract them but yet u have an ugly face with not good looking body?

Do's:
Be Frenly
Be Nice
Try to shape ur body if u are fat

Donts:
Dont wear Sexy shirts if u dont have good bodies, it disgust us
Dont use fake stuff to buy us, once reviewed, u will get more negative results

So my point is, Pretty is the main issues to grab the first attention, but the way u present urself always the priority.

#NOTE: Doesnt mean i will accept a Fat Gal MUHAHAHAHA

Ever wonder how a police suspect sketch look likes? here is a picture of a running wild rapist:

Police are looking for a rapist on the loose in Newberg. Police say a man attacked a 19-year-old girl last week on S. Everest Road just outside of an apartment complex.  The victim had just parked her car when the man walked toward her and pushed her back into her car before sexually assaulting her.

Source

#I dont know why, he juz looks ermmmmm i dont know how to explain, but judge him urself <_<

On a unrelated event, David Coperfield, the famous Magician was rob by 2 Teens. While he can make 13 people dissapear easily, but yet he cant handle 2 robber.

okie, wat is the ??? about. IT is the people that remember my birthday and wish me!! kkekeke, if ur name arent here, grrrrrrrrrr how could u forgot my birthday. *Take gun and shoot u all down*. Anyway the list is in chronological order.

Morning:
Sandra - woooohooo, she is first, she sms me at 12am!! i guess she really LUV me kekkekek *Perasan Maximum*
eping - Unexpected SMS from eping, she is the second!
cyntia - Friendster Testimony from Cyntia, unexpected as well
lynn - My housemate somemore, but at least she remembers kekeke

Noon:
M&A - Then only my team realise is my birthday
Jen - another unexpected.... anyway i forgot to wish her birthday also hohoho

Evening:
ray - ray sms 2 bkk me
mom
jayne - An email from Jayne, ahahhahaa she remembered. But well our birthday only 3 days different <_<
shanny - An SMS from shanny, kekkekeke i thought she forgot

Night:
julie - SMS from julie as well!!!, unexpected ^.^
black label - frenster bday msg.... who is she/he/it?

Sleeping Time:
Esther - Bithrday testi from her, wow she remembered kekkke
Khiam Ling - One and only primary school frens that remmebered my bday :/
Crystal - yuuuuhooooo u remembered!!!! thannkssss
mei - hrmmmmm, how did u find out about my bday? kekke anyway thx ahhhahahah

Some overtime fella:
Shopper - Now u know why ur name arent in my yesterday list kekkeke, but welll for honoured to u, i include u here hahhahahah.
Helena - One and only SAP people who realised
Jia Lin - FInally u noticed, but it is too late >_<

#lets see who else fall under this overtime category.

Sometimes i work my ars off untill i wanna bang my head into any toilet holes and flush my head in it. But then sometimes i got so bored at my work place that i wish i juz run home and sleep.

U see, unlike lucky people like Jason Phoon... which can play PS2 or computers games when he is bored at the work place. Mine have nothing, but an internet connectiion. Sick is it.

So how do i passed those time?

http://www.motortrader.com.my - The best website to get updated cars information, as well as second hand price

http://www.greencarcongress.com/ - The best information on cars that uses alternative fuels

http://www.dotaportal.com - One word "DOTA!!!"

http://www.wikipedia.org - U can find all rubbish around the world in this website.

http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/ - Have u seen ripleys believe it or not? well this is the comic version

http://www.instructables.com - Build anything from range of Cars to Nuclear Bomb

http://www.howstuffworks.com/ - Learn how things works

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/ - All the beautiful pics of bugs

http://youtube.com/results?related=urawaza - Japanese video on how to do stuff easily ^.^.

http://fcmx.net/vec/index.phtml?p=1&c=25 - Animated Drawings (In Thai)

http://www.lelong.com.my - Lelong lelong, used underware for sale

http://www.hlb.com.my
http://www.maybank2u.com.my - both are the banks i used

http://www.thestar.com.my
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ - Nation/World News

http://nickm.com/dreams/alpha/a.html - If u ever dream of something, come here to find the interpretation

http://gmail.google.com - My gmail account, please note that i dont check hotmail during work time.

http://www.friendster.com - Duh

http://www.w3schools.com - My main source of computer knowledge

http://www32.meebo.com - Msn messenger

#I wonder wat happens if internet is banned here.... <_<

As i read shopper blog this morning, i realise how serious and dangered for us iin the society we live in. We got rob, killed, rape and etc. It juz happens again and again. unstoppable. We need a device where can protect ourself.

But device can be quite expensive, so today, IK ZU QUAN which is me, going to teach u all how to build ur own protective device.

1. I Die, U Die
   As the name implies, if the robber, raper, or watever wanna to do soomething to u, they have to think twice, bcoz he is going along with u.
   
   Material:
   - Dry Ice (go get from ice cream man)
   - PVC bottle (Get from DIY shop)
   - Some water
   
   First make a bottle out of the PVC tube. and then fill in the bottle with pieces of dry ice. (make sure the pieces is in as small size as possible). Carry it around u always.
   
   When the robber approach u, fill in the bottle with water, and quickly cover it up, and threw it to the directions of the bad guy. Now.... Run, Duck, Hide or watever, and watch the bad guys being impale by the PVC shards. NOTE: PVC shards are undetectable by X rays, and small shards can cause internal bleeding and death normally if it werent remove properly.
   
   Advantages:
   - 70% chances that he will be killed. 30% chances of instant death to him
   - easy to carry around
   - Cheap to make
   
   Disadvantages:
   - takes time to fill the bottle with water, and cover it up
   - if u cannot hide in time, u end up the same fate as the bad guy (I DIE, U DIE)
   
2. FLAME THROWER
   As the name indicate, u should know wat is that.
   
   Material:
   - Aerosol Can
   - Lighter
   
   Take the lighter out, and light it, then point ur aerosol can at the lighter in the direction of the guy. If success, the effects should be like below.
   
   
   Advantages:
   - Near 0% chance to damage urself (maybe ur finger only)
   - should be quite portable for women handbag hohoho
   - can last for very long
   
   Disadvantages:
   - cannot use near bushes.
   
3. Stun WaterGun
   A high voltage water gun that can stun an enemy
   
   Material:
   - Water gun
   - 9V battery
   - DC voltage amplier (i can recommend u someone to make it)
   - salt + water
   
   filled the water gun with water + salt all the time, and then connect an external battery with amp to the water. As salt water conduct electricity, u can blast electrons water at enemy all the time, untill the water is finish.
   
   Advantages:
   - Can produce 10k to 30k voltage at one go
   - cheap and easy to refill
   - portable
   
   Disadvantages:
   - cannot kill, only stun
   - beware of leaking when activate

#now that is a good community message brought by me ^.^

I dont think there is any Father or Mother reading this blog yet. Anyway, i found something interesting on the net. How to stop a baby from crying. U know, parents always find it hard when baby cries. Cant go to sleep or etc.

So rest assured, i have found a way for u all. IT will not harm the kids, dont worry. Acording to a scientific research. When a baby cries, try produce a 6000 - 8000 hertz noise, and 60% chance that the baby will iinstantly stop crying.

So u all wonder how to produce such range of sounds. Well tehre is 2 ways, first take a cup of water, and start gugling (sorry cant spell) facing the direction of the kids. Second, keep on repeating this alphabet, F, S, T, H, for all the alphabet produce high pictch frequency around of > 6000.

I think i should start producing a software or device that can produce such  noise, and sell it to parents.

Anyway on a side note, it is said that different frequency affects people or animals differently. For example, a super low frequency below 80 hz can instantly get rid of mosuquito around u (there are such device in market).

And some said, a special frequency, if played by flute, it can make HUMAN crap in their pants o_0. How sweet ^^

Do u doubt the existen of God? do u huh? do u?? Now i hereby shows u the scientific proof that holy spirit does exist. Hereby i present u!!

According to this data, at approximately 7875 cm^-1 wavenumbers, the presence of the Holy Spirit is scientifically detected. Thus confirming, that scientifically God is real.

#Ray if u are reading my blog <_<, can u explain wat the heck formula is trying to proof above?

So...... My boss arent convince with my previous email regarding my work, then i decided to write a better email to impress them. Picture is more than a thousnad words, enjoy the email!!~

#I think i should be expecting a letter soon MUAHAHAHHAAH, BWAHHAHAHAHAH, GWAHAHAHAHAHA

IF i were to quit, here is the top 5 list of job i will take offer on. I SAY IF, read properly i say IF!!! not WILL!!! darn i hate spy, if they ever existed.

1. M&A consultant
2. Lecturer
3. DBA/GDW/GRS
4. McDonald management trainee
5. another programmer

GrrrRrrrRRRR!!!

#sorry  veli stress from work, dudududu